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THE BRAZILIAN

by Rosie Millard Read profile

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Published 14th June 2017

Following a sensational scandal at one of London’s most desired postcodes, Jane and Patrick decide to escape the gossip with a family holiday to Ibiza, their eight-year-old son George in tow.

Also on the island that week is a TV reality show involving an eccentric artist, a horny It Girl, a Brazilian footballer and a famous magician.

As hapless celebrities are picked off one by one, Jane is desperate to be on the programme, leaving childcare in the not so capable hands of a teenager.

One lesbian escapade and an explosive row over hair removal later, the contestants of Ibiza or Bust leave the island with more than sand in places they never knew existed…

'A hilarious bit of escapism. The perfect accessory for any beach vacation' Jo Piazza

'Punctures the tawdry and vacuous world of Reality TV with a racy, pacy wit' Jonathan Maitland

'Packed with sun, scandal and crackling humour, this is a beach read full of belly laughs' Chrissie Manby

'Hilarious naughty fun - The Brazilian could not have been a more perfect companion for the beach!' Lucy Sykes

'An irresistible energy pulsates through Rosie Millard’s latest novel. She captures the foibles and follies of her characters with a wry humour that is hard to resist' Mark Palmer, Daily Mail